♦ Accusation ♦
-Kim Taehyung,I swear to God.
It isn't easy to live with somone.
When you born,you start living with people you didn't choose.
They're your family.
You didn't choose them,but you love them no matter what.
Fights and picking at each other is normal,even in an healthy house.
Then it mya happens for you to leave the family nest to another.
There the choice begin.
You can live by yourself: the joy of nudity,freely around the new nest; the joy of an healthy diet on cereals and istant ramen; the shivers of pure pleased for watching a movie in 244p with your discount headphones on because the gentle old lady the lives next to you keep barking that your poor tastes on movies scares the shit of her cats.
Ah~ what a joy uh?
But you can always live with someone!
It can be your love!
That sounds fake but ok.
Or it can be the easiest (and more realistic) choice.
Your friend.
Your friends.
-Park Jimin,I swear to God!
No one told Jimin that living with your friends would be this kind of hell.
-I'm the one swearing here,Taehyung!!
Sure,he knew that 6 guys living together wouldn't be like the court of King Sun of France (maybe it would be stinky as well.),but this hell.
-Well,i'm swearing too!!!
Totally not.
When they all decided to live together was,of course,merely for business.
They were poor as fuck.
They still are.
Three rooms were enough and they all knew that sharing a single bathroom,a kitchen and a livingroom it wouldn't be easy but better then live at Starbucks.
His hyungs had a where produce their music,half sleeping on the machines.
Hoseok ended up with a room all for himself since the poor man basically cooks and keeps the house clean for everyone even if he works like all of them: so he deserved a bit a peace at least at night (thing thatstill didn't happened.)
Jimin didn't mind,therefore,share a room with his long-time best friend and the maknae of their group.
-Don't you even dare! You don't have the rights!
Things went on until Love came to live with them too.
-I dare,i dare!! You didn't contact my lawyer,so you can't fucking know my rights!
It started with a stupid bottle-game.
His best friend Taehyung and Hoseok lip-kissed for real,between gross laughs and unbelievable looks.
That kiss brought only a broken heart,tears and dark dark times.
But that's another story.
Jimin himself tried the sting of Love's presence in the apartment.
Oh c'mon,how can you not fall in love with those cute bunny teeth and big eyes of Jeongguk?
And that's another dark dark story too.
Namjoon and Yoongi had their nice part of broken hearts,you can bet.
But real changes arrive when Love decides to actually make two people fall in love and live happily.
They live happily.
Not who lives with them.
-Since when you have a lawyer?? You don't neither have the money for the air you breathe,how the fuck could you have a lawyer??
Yoongi and Hoseok's friendship (and the mutual support for their destroyed love) developed in an unbelievable tender relationship: so Yoongi has a proper bed where rest that it isn't his keyboard and a quiet room where sleep that it isn't interrupted and haunted by Namjoon' snoring.
-Your ignorance and rudeness both amaze and grieve me,my friend,since the fame of my lawyer is note at the mosts.
Jimin envied them at first.
-Phoenix Wright isn't real,Taehyung!!!!
The he understood why Seokjin didn't come to live with them.
Namjoon understood it too.
-What's happening?
Ask Yoongi,coming back home.
-The usual.
Answer Hoseok,leaned on the door frame,watching the two kids fight.
-Salty or sweet this time?
Ask Yoongi,leaving his jacket in their room.
-Sweet.
Answer Hoseok.
-A giant chocolate-caramel cone.
Yoongi is not amazed.
-Like what you're accousing me of!
-I know for sure that you ate it,Tae! I know 10000% for sure that your body works only with sweets and junk food! And you're the only one that NEVER listen to me when i advise which food i'm saving for myself!
No one is amazed.
-I thought you would believe your best bro when he says to you that he DIDN'T EAT THAT STUPID MEGA DAMNED CHOCOLATE-CARAMEL IDIOT CONE!!
But Jeongguk has enough of them for today.
-I FUCKING ATE IT OK????? ARE WE DONE HERE THEN??? I-FUCKING-ATE-YOUR-CONE,JIMIN!!
(-Kinky.
-Shut up,Tae.)
-I DID! ME! I WAS TIRED AND HUNGRY AFTER NIGHT PRACTICE AND YOUR DAMNED CONE WAS THE ONLY DECENT THING AT HOME BEFORE TAKE-OUT FOOD WOULD ARRIVE!!! CAN WE STOP IT NOW???
Oh well,maybe now Yoongi and Hoseok are amazed.
-...ok.
-GREAT! THANK YOU GUYS!!!
Come on,you two,don't laugh.
-I think we should scold him for swearing so much.
You are such an adorable mom,Hoseok.
But your boyfriend is trying to not laugh,c'mon.
-Did he really eat it?
Ask Hoseok,softly,careful that no one except his boyfrined could hear him.
-Nah.
It answer him.
-How can you be so sure of it?
It chuckles back Hoseok.
-Do you remember that night where you forced me to watch a romantic-dramas marathon?
That's so you,Hoseok.
-...yyes?
-Do you remember how disgusted i was when i came back from the kitchen for a beer break?
That's so you too,Yoongi.
-Yes i do.
It chuckles more.
-Well,it wasn't exactly for the super detailed rough-sex-Jimin-and-I-had-until-a-few-minutes-ago story Namjoon told me.
Oh God.
-Oh,please,no.
Yeah.
-But more for 'and you are seriously eating that cone with the same ass-eater mouth?'.
Yeah.
HOLY SHIT I MADE IT!!!!!
I can't believe i really write something idols-centric so easily!!!!!!
It hasn't a serious plot but it's a first step!!
How i managed to stay calm and write implied sex is out of my comprehesion.
I'm so proud of myself.
This prompt really gave me an hard time because i hadn't ideas,then i realised that im not forced (?) to write only romantic stories so here it is.
I still have a few prompts without a basic plot but i can do it.
It was really funny to write it and sorry for my hyper yoonseok biased ass (♥u♥)
Im not sorry.
I looked for the kink bingo challenge that i saw days agon bbbbut its complitely out of my skills.
I wanted to do a series of no-sexual kink fics but looking at the kinks in the bingo is half impossibile: a few are too specific so...
Im optimistic about this challenge and everyday i hope i can seriously complete it!!
Here another day with my BPD issues under control!!!!!!
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