Writing #4 • alternative plot •

○ Snowflake • alternative plot ○

Jeon Jeongguk never actually thought about love.

Like every boy in his teen years he thought of all the things there were around the conception of love but never at the big thing itself.

Sure he had necessities both physical that emotional, but they stayed necessities: he didn’t think at them too much.

Maybe he spent a few nights, in his early teen years, trying to understand why the fuck he keeps having the weirdest boners while watching his friends dance: but he just decided that it was hormones fault because ‘fuck, I can’t be hard watching Hobi-hyung, he’s my mom for GD’ sake!!!!!’ & ‘even girls have boners on Jimin so it’s not my fault.’

So if we don’t count those nights, Jeongguk’s attention about love’s topics is in negative numbers.

-Hobi has something for you.

Jeongguk looks up for his phone, stopping the game he’s playing.

-What?

He ask confused, looking at his hyung.

-He said that when he’ll be back from work he’ll say it to you in person.

The poor boy looks at Yoongi even more confused, his eyes bigger.

-Oh c’mon, It’s not time to castrate you, don’t worry!! I know that since Hobs works there we have a damn nice discount, but we are not so cruel to give you the news a day before!

Since Yoongi hyung became basically the left cheek of an ass and Hoseok hyung the right one, he started thinking to be funny.

-Hyung. I’m not laughing.

The young boy responds.

-And please don’t phone back at mo- Hoseok hyung to tell him your ‘damn genial hilarious’ joke.

Continues.

-Please.

Adds.

-Don’t.

Finishes.

-What do you think we are? A married couple??

Asks the hyung kinda sure of himself.

-No.

Answers back the other, staring at Yoongi that was already smirking victorious.

-An old married couple.

Goodbye Min Yoongi’ smirk, it was nice to see you.

And hello to a beginning of blush!!

-This fucking kiddo-

But Jeongguk is too fast and when his hyung starts moving to hit him (or trying), he was already a puff of dust.

Then that night…

-Jeongguk??? Can you come here please?? I’m home!!

It was impossible for the young one to ignore his mom ehm hyung’s voice.

-Welcome back hyung.

The boy says, entering in the kitchen where the other 2 kids of the group where rummaging in the shopping bags like two primitive hungry squirrels.

-Here my boy, hi hi baby one~

Chirps Hoseok smiling at Kookie, that was trying to not die of embarrassment like any other day.

-Da- Yoongi hyung told me that you have something to tell me.

Says the tall boy, still correcting himself from his childhood’s habits.

-We are not going to castrate you, don’t worry!!!

Says Hope loudly while putting food in the fridge, surrounded by the other 2 famish presences.

-…You spoke with Yoongi hyung.

Says Jeongguk with the blankest face ever, nearly as blank as Taehyung.

-Wow. Hilarious hyung, you two are two genius, look I’m choking with my own laughs.

He adds keeping his expression.

-Owwh~ our baby bunny doesn’t have sense of humor.

Coos Hoseok putting up the biggest pout ever seen in the history of the Universe.

Jeongguk wants to puke.

-Mom.

The big boy starts, giving Hoseok’ shivers: he’s such a sensible soul.

-What do you have to tell me?

Asks clearly the Kookie, nearly articulating the sentence like he was talking to a stupid.

-Definitely no sense of humor.

Says shortly the Gwanju man.

-I met a really cute girl at work today and I wanted to present her to you.

Answers the hyung, picking two pre-packed kimbap balls from a shopping bag and giving them to the 95-boys, that taken the food at non-human speed before running away in their room.

Jeongguk in the whole time looked only at his hyung.

That wasn’t a out-of-routine scene.

But Jeongguk still isn’t sure of Hobi’s words.

-Does dad knows her too?

He totally gives up on looking cool.

Fuck everyone, he loves his acquired parents.

-Nopie! She’s new but she said she likes bunny boys so here we are!!!

Concludes Hoseok raising his arms happily, like it was all done and everyone was going to live happy and merry.

-…mh. Ok.

Jeongguk will never admit that he agreed only because Yoongi doesn’t know her and because he totally ignored the ‘bunny boys’ part.

For fuck’ sake, mom, have a bit of dignity and don’t put kinks in my life.

Sorry Kookie, it’s a mom job to makes their children die of embarrassment.

-She’ll come back home with me tomorrow so you two can know each other.

Explains Hoseok a lot calmer while preparing ingredients for that night’s dinner.

-I think you are old enough for it…

Finishes the older one, looking at his acquired child, lovingly and sweetly, while giving a can of beer and what looks like a pack dried meat to a curious known Daegu grampa, that was just wondering here casually, of course.

Jeonggukie just nodded.

That would be a long night.

In fact, that night Jeongguk thought a lot.

For the first time he was nervous to meet a girl.

He dated girls in the past but he didn’t know what he was actually doing or even what a romantic relationship was.

He tried with boys too, without success.

(It wasn’t the one he wanted but sh~)

It passed time so maybe this time was different and the fact that Hoseok moved for helping him makes him feel like that was the right time.

He was an adult.

It was his time to love.

He doesn’t want to love like he loves Jimin.

That’s a fire that hurts him more than the good it gives.

He doesn’t want to love like he loves Yoongi and Hoseok.

Yeah, mommy’s kisses are the best things in the universe and the meals with dad are the most delicious,

But that was a kind of love just for them.

Jeonggukie doesn’t want to love someone else likes he loves them.

He doesn’t want to love likes he loves Seokjin.

The salty kitchen-resident single auntie.

T-That’s a love Jeongguk is still trying.

He doesn’t want to love like he loves Namjoon.

That G-Dragon blesses you, hyung.

He does want to love like he loves Taehyung.

Yeah, I love him too.

So when the moment comes, Jeongguk proudly waits for his hyung to come back.

Wearing his finest white shirt he waits in the small entryway of their apartment.

When he hears the keys opening the door he takes a huge breathe, eyes wide, heart exploding.

-Here is our cutie bunny’s new girlfrie~d

He hears Hoseok coos but just sees Yoongi opening the door giggling happily, looking at the other.

-Hyung, please don- what.

Jeongguk can’t believe his eyes.

Hoseok is holding the most adorable white rabbit.

-Isn’t she cute, Jeonggukie??

Chirps his ‘mom’ keeping petting the fluffy thing.

-You are old enough, son.

Yoongi says to him, dramatically putting an hand on Kookie’ shoulder, acting moved.

Jeongguk in the whole time hasn’t move or has spoken a word.

-Don’t you like her, baby?

Asks Hobi worried.

-It’s a bunny.

Finally speaks Jeongguk.

-Of course she is a bunny, baby, she is for you!

It lovingly answers the other boy, walking to the young one.

Jeongguk doesn’t know if he looks mad, pissed, disgusted, furious or totally emotionless.

-Did you seriously believe that he was talking about a girl? A real one???

Asks the Daegu man, trying to not laugh his ass off.

Hoseok doesn’t look amused like the other.

He keeps looking at Jeongguk with worried and sorry eyes.

-Jeonggukie…

Starts the man, close enough to the boy, but not too much: he can be scary c’mon.

-…I’m sorry...I...we just wanted to joke around, we didn’t want to hurt you-

He says staring at his big boy.

-I’m sorry, I’ll bring her back to work tomorrow. Don’t be mad, ok? Please? Pretty please?

He finishes, trying to act the enough amount of cuteness to let him go to sleep that night without marks.

But from the look Jeongguk has he was sure that he was going to spent the night in the bath tub with packs of ice.

Or not.

-…she’s mine.

It just says the Busan boy, before he grabs the bunny and runs away  like he was followed by zombies, locking himself in his room.

Yoongi and Hoseok just stays there, like two idiots, before the older one spoke.

-What the hoping fuck happened?

I have fun with the poorest things.
Good Lord i laughed like an idiot while writing my own shit.
I'm seriously stupid :'
I missed a day of writing but lets move on,my health is what it is,but i dounf another challenge i wanna do!!!! I think i'll do it only sobi/yoonseok even if its for multi-paring,probably it would be like one huge story but in different moments.
I imprinted it as totally angst and 98% one sided but my heart is too weak so i hope i'll change things while writing.
For now,i'll try to focus on the on-going challenge :'
Next prompt is with khr paring again bbbbbbut i dunno if i'll be able to write it x( lets see...


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